Babasahin Mula sa Isang Pahayagan

Hmmm.... nakakawindang ito promise! Nyahahahaha!

GANITO KA RIN BA MAG-ENGLISH?

(To whoever gets to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Please, read with feelings...

October 1996
To Marie,

"I am not surprise to wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to toy but sooner or later I'm realize that really can'not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to
their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise

Friendship Beyond Work

i had my shift last night at 9 pm. Sinabihan na ako ni coach the day before that na wag na akong malate because 2 consecutive days na akong late ng more than an hour. Actually , I promised him naman na I will be at the office 30 minutes before my scheduled shift kaso sa kamalas malasan naman... hindi gumagana ang avaya ko! Nooohhhh! 9:00 pm na and hindi pa rin ako naka log in sa avaya though I have already logged in sa mytoto (our digital time card). Hayyyy. I really cant understand myself lately. I always woke up an hour and a half before my shift though I know for a fact that my travel time is no less than one full hour or even more lalo na pag Friday. Blogging takes so much of my time. Imagine, I would go home usually at 7:30 am and I would take my breakfast and the next 4 hours are spent in front of the pc updating my 10 blogs...yup, ten blogs all in all. Ang sakit sa ulo!!!! Well, I know I should not push myself to the limit but I know we need to strike the iron while the iron is hot. Most of my blogs does have PRs and before the master take them away.... I want to get as many review offers as I could while I still have it because I fear that I would it's a big 0 again on my tool bar. I hope I can have at least a week leave so I could catch up with my blogs. As for now, I think I would need to shorten my sleep time to 5 hours a day. I hope I can make it to the office on time tonight.

By the way, my officemate and my close friend Gherj already resigned. It's indeed a great loss especially that she is my friend. Wala nang tagatawa sa mga corny kong jokes, wala na akong katampuhan, kasabay umuwi, kachat, kasama sa banchetto pag wala si ice, kasama sa kfc, mcdo, jollibee sa lunch pag wala si ice, wala nang magpapasalubong ng triple choco boom sa floor...wala na si Gherj sa office.... and felt na felt ang kawalan nya at least samin ni ice. Sabi ko nga, almost a week na syang wala sa office...sya parin ang hot item sa mga kwentuhan namin. I would definitely miss her, but I know, there is a greener pasture for her kaya masaya na rin ako. Di bale, pag natuloy sya sa Singapore...magpapapetisyon ako. Hahaha. We'll miss you Gherj, CVG would never be the same without you! Here are some of our unforgettable moments together that I would forever remember.

I'll gonna miss our picture takings sa office courtesy of your hi tech na digicam... (nabisto tuloy na peke eyebrow ko, hahaha!)

I'll gonna miss our early morning breakfast sa banchetto and ang pag kokoya hunting nyo ni bebe ice

our gimiks and lunch dates... our chickahan and chismisan at syempre ang mga joke time!

ILL GONNA MISS YOU JORGE! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!
Kahit minsan KJ ako...andito lang ako pag kailangan mo ng magpapatawa sayo. God Bless you my friend and till we meet again...

love,

FOR 25 YEARS OLD AND ABOVE ONLY

Grabe!

Hahaha, tawa ako ng tawa sa binabasa ng asawa ko, promise! Bakit ngayon ko lang sya narinig? Kung hindi pa dinala ni perly (kaofismate kong cute na kung hindi ko alam ang KATOTOHANAN eh siguro naging crush ko sya) yung book na ito eh hindi namin maeexperience ni Jojo (ang aking hubby-hubbyhan...hehehe) ang hagalpakan at bonding na tawa ng tawa. Thanks Bob Ong na author ng greatest book ever written by a jologs writer, "BAKIT BALIKTAD MAGBASA NG LIBRO ANG MGA PILIPINO?" dapat war kami ng hubby ko pero since binasa nya out loud ang article na ito at natawa ako...peace na ulit kami. yahoo!

anyways, i'll share with you dear friends ang article na aking tinutukoy. Ang mga batang 25 years old pababa...malamang hindi makakarelate pero malay natin... bata ka palang pala jologs ka na kaya narerecall mo ang mga pangyayaring ito, sige sali ka na rin. here it goes...

"WAYS TO KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE A MARTIAL BABY OR NOT"

*you first saw Herbert Bautista in Kaluskos Musmos and you wondered why Drandreb could not pronounce the letter "R"

*Ang major car accessory ay ang musical backup horn

*Digman ang pinakasikat na halo halo

*Nakakabili ka ng Greenwich Pizza na kalahati lang, at aliw na aliw ka sa vendo machines na nagdidispense ng softdrinks sa cup

*Baduy na baduy ka sa opening ng TODAS on Channel 13